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LaDy_GaGa-Poker_Face__(Ov3rd0s3_Bluff_Remix)-2016-POKERDASSi

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LaDy_GaGa-Poker_Face__(Ov3rd0s3_Bluff_Remix)-2016-POKERDASSi

Testo:

i WANNA HOLD 'EM LiKE THEY DO iN TEXAS PLAYS
FOLD 'EM, LET 'EM, HiT ME, RAiSE iT BABY STAY WiTH ME (i LOVE iT)
LOVE GAME iNTUiTiON PLAY THE CARDS WiTH SPADES TO START
AND AFTER HE'S BEEN HOOKED i'LL PLAY THE ONE THAT'S ON HiS HEART

OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH-OH-E-OH-OH-OH
i'LL GET HiM HOT, SHOW HiM WHAT i'VE GOT
OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH-OH-E-OH-OH-OH,
i'LL GET HiM HOT, SHOW HiM WHAT i'VE GOT

CAN'T READ MY,
CAN'T READ MY,
NO HE CAN'T READ MY POKER FACE
(SHE'S GOT ME LiKE NOBODY)
CAN'T READ MY
CAN'T READ MY
NO HE CAN'T READ MY POKER FACE
(SHE iS GONNA LET NOBODY)

P P P POKER FACE, P P P POKER FACE
(MUH MUH MUH MUH)
P P P POKER FACE, P P POKER FACE
(MUH MUH MUH MUH)

i WANNA ROLL WiTH HiM A HARD PAiR WE WiLL BE
A LiTTLE GAMBLiNG iS FUN WHEN YOU'RE WiTH ME (i LOVE iT)
RUSSiAN ROULETTE iS NOT THE SAME WiTHOUT A GUN
AND BABY WHEN iT'S LOVE, iF iTS NOT ROUGH iT iSN'T FUN, FUN

OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH-OH-E-OH-OH-OH
i'LL GET HiM HOT, SHOW HiM WHAT i'VE GOT
OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH-OH-E-OH-OH-OH,
i'LL GET HiM HOT, SHOW HiM WHAT i'VE GOT

CAN'T READ MY,
CAN'T READ MY,
NO HE CAN'T READ MY POKER FACE
(SHE'S GOT ME LiKE NOBODY)
CAN'T READ MY
CAN'T READ MY
NO HE CAN'T READ MY POKER FACE
(SHE iS GONNA LET NOBODY)

P P P POKER FACE, P P P POKER FACE
(MUH MUH MUH MUH)
P P P POKER FACE, P P P POKER FACE
(MUH MUH MUH MUH)

(MUH MUH MUH MUH)

(MUH MUH MUH MUH)

(MUH MUH MUH MUH)

(MUH MUH MUH MUH)

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P O K E R F A C E

Roxette-The_Look__(Ov3rd0s3_Speed_Mix)-2016-REMiXES

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Roxette-The_Look__(Ov3rd0s3_Speed_Mix)-2016-REMiXES

Testo:

WALKiNG LiKE A MAN
HiTTiNG LiKE A HAMMER
SHE'S A JUVENiLE SCAM
NEVER WAS A QUiTTER
TASTY LiKE A RAiNDROP
SHE'S GOT THE LOOK

OH YEAH!

HEAVENLY BOUND
CAUSE HEAVEN'S GOT A NUMBER
WHEN SHE'S SPiNNiNG ME AROUND
KiSSiNG iS A COLOUR
HER LOViNG iS A WiLD DOG
SHE'S GOT THE LOOK

SHE'S GOT THE LOOK (SHE'S GOT THE LOOK)
SHE'S GOT THE LOOK (SHE'S GOT THE LOOK)
WHAT iN THE WORLD CAN MAKE A BROWN-EYED GiRL TURN BLUE
WHEN EVERYTHiNG i'LL EVER DO i'LL DO FOR YOU
AND i GO: LA LA LA LA LA

SHE'S GOT THE LOOK

OH YEAH!

FiRE iN THE iCE
NAKED TO THE T-BONE
iS A LOVER'S DiSGUiSE
BANGiNG ON THE HEAD DRUM
SHAKiNG LiKE A MAD BULL

SHE'S GOT THE LOOK

OH YEAH!

SWAYiNG TO THE BAND
MOViNG LiKE A HAMMER
SHE'S A MiRACLE MAN
LOViNG iS THE OCEAN
KiSSiNG iS THE WET SAND

SHE'S GOT THE LOOK

SHE'S GOT THE LOOK (SHE'S GOT THE LOOK)
SHE'S GOT THE LOOK (SHE'S GOT THE LOOK)
WHAT iN THE WORLD CAN MAKE A BROWN-EYED GiRL TURN BLUE
WHEN EVERYTHiNG i'LL EVER DO i'LL DO FOR YOU
AND i GO: LA LA LA LA LA

SHE'S GOT THE LOOK

WALKiNG LiKE A MAN
HiTTiNG LiKE A HAMMER
SHE'S A JUVENiLE SCAM
NEVER WAS A QUiTTER
TASTY LiKE A RAiNDROP
SHE'S GOT THE LOOK

AND SHE GOES:

NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
SHE'S GOT THE LOOK

SHE GOES:
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
SHE'S GOT THE LOOK (SHE'S GOT THE LOOK)

SHE GOES:
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
SHE'S GOT THE LOOK (SHE'S GOT THE LOOK)

SHE GOES:
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
SHE'S GOT THE LOOK (SHE'S GOT THE LOOK)

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THE LOOK

DJ_Ov3rd0s3_meets_Lady_Gaga-Bad_Romance__(Remix)-2016-THEPiNKLADY

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DJ_Ov3rd0s3_meets_Lady_Gaga-Bad_Romance__(Remix)-2016-THEPiNKLADY

Testo:

RAH RAH AH-AH-AH!
RO MAH RO-MAH-MAH
GAGA OH-LA-LA!
WANT YOUR BAD ROMANCE

RAH RAH AH-AH-AH!
RO MAH RO-MAH-MAH
GAGA OOH-LA-LA!
WANT YOUR BAD ROMANCE

RAH RAH AH-AH-AH!
RO MAH RO-MAH-MAH
GAGA OOH-LA-LA!
WANT YOUR BAD ROMANCE

RAH RAH AH-AH-AH!
RO MAH RO-MAH-MAH
GAGA OOH-LA-LA!
WANT YOUR BAD ROMANCE

RAH RAH AH-AH-AH!
RO MAH RO-MAH-MAH
GAGA OOH-LA-LA!
WANT YOUR BAD ROMANCE

RAH RAH AH-AH-AH!
RO MAH RO-MAH-MAH
GAGA OOH-LA-LA!
WANT YOUR BAD ROMANCE

i WANT YOUR UGLY
i WANT YOUR DiSEASE
i WANT YOUR EVERYTHiNG
AS LONG AS iT'S FREE
i WANT YOUR LOVE
LOVE-LOVE-LOVE
i WANT YOUR LOVE

i WANT YOUR DRAMA
THE TOUCH OF YOUR HAND
i WANT YOUR LEATHER STUDDED KiSS iN THE SAND
i WANT YOUR LOVE
LOVE-LOVE-LOVE
i WANT YOUR LOVE (LOVE-LOVE-LOVE, i WANT YOUR LOVE)

i WANT iT BAD
i WANT iT BAD
i WANT iT BAD
YOUR BAD ROMANCE

i WANT YOUR LOVE AND
i WANT YOUR REVENGE
YOU AND ME COULD WRiTE A BAD ROMANCE
(OH-OH-OH-OH-OOOH!)
i WANT YOUR LOVE AND
ALL YOUR LOVERS REVENGE
YOU AND ME COULD WRiTE A BAD ROMANCE

OH-OH-OH-OH-OH! OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH!
CAUGHT iN A BAD ROMANCE

OH-OH-OH-OH-OOH! OH-OH-OOH-OH-OH-OH!
CAUGHT iN A BAD ROMANCE

WALK-WALK FASHiON BABY, WORK iT MOVE THAT BiTCH CRAZY
WALK-WALK FASHiON BABY, WORK iT MOVE THAT BiTCH CRAZY
WALK-WALK FASHiON BABY, WORK iT MOVE THAT BiTCH CRAZY
WALK-WALK PASSiON BABY, WORK iT i'M A FREE BiTCH BABY

i WANT YOUR LOVE
AND i WANT YOUR REVENGE
i WANT YOUR LOVE
i DON'T WANNA BE FRiENDS

J'VEUX TON AMOUR ET JE VEUX TA REVANCHE J'VEUX TON AMOUR
i DON'T WANNA BE FRiENDS, i DON'T WANNA BE FRiENDS
i DON'T WANNA BE FRiENDS, i DON'T WANNA BE FRiENDS
WANT YOUR BAD ROMANCE (CAUGHT iN A BAD ROMANCE)

WANT YOUR BAD ROMANCE

i WANT YOUR LOVE AND
i WANT YOUR REVENGE
YOU AND ME COULD WRiTE A BAD ROMANCE
(OH-OH-OH-OH-OOOH!)
i WANT YOUR LOVE AND
ALL YOUR LOVERS REVENGE
YOU AND ME COULD WRiTE A BAD ROMANCE

OH-OH-OH-OH-OH! OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH!
CAUGHT iN A BAD ROMANCE

OH-OH-OH-OH-OOH! OH-OH-OOH-OH-OH-OH!
CAUGHT iN A BAD ROMANCE

WANT YOUR BAD ROMANCE!

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BAD ROMANCE

QUA

[01:10:12] [&\] la mamma di Pierino ha tre figli... QUI QUO e ?
[01:10:21] [&Edvige] QUA
[01:10:24] [&\] hbubhubhubhu
[01:10:25] [&\] no
[01:10:27] [&\] PIERINO
[01:10:29] [&\] hbubuhbhubhubhubhu
[01:10:29] [&Edvige] QUIT
[01:10:33] [&\] hbubuhbhubhubhubhu
[01:10:33] [&\] hbubuhbhubhubhubhu
[01:10:33] [&\] hbubuhbhubhubhubhu
[01:10:33] [&\] hbubuhbhubhubhubhu
[01:10:38] [&Edvige] ah
[01:10:42] [&\] buhbhubhubhubhubuhbhuhbu
[01:10:42] [&\] buhbhubhubhubhubuhbhuhbu
[01:10:43] [&\] buhbhubhubhubhubuhbhuhbu
[01:10:43] [&\] buhbhubhubhubhubuhbhuhbu
[01:10:43] [&Edvige] che imbecille
[01:10:43] [&\] buhbhubhubhubhubuhbhuhbu
[01:10:43] [&\] buhbhubhubhubhubuhbhuhbu
[01:10:44] [&\] buhbhubhubhubhubuhbhuhbu
[01:10:44] [&\] buhbhubhubhubhubuhbhuhbu
[01:10:47] [&\] ahio
[01:10:48] [&\] bhubhubhubhubhu

CoZZe & C.

[15:43:04] [&Edvige] ho fatto na cosa squisita ieri
[15:43:10] [&Edvige] è piaciuta a tutti
[15:43:15] [&\] tutti?
[15:43:18] [&Edvige] \o/
[15:43:24] [&Edvige] siii
[15:43:27] [&\] cos'hai fatto
[15:43:31] [&\] la PASTA iN BiANCO?
[15:43:32] [&\] HUBBHUBHU
[15:43:37] [&Edvige] uhshuhuahuhs
[15:43:45] [&Edvige] ho fatto le ROSE DI MELEEEEE
[15:43:48] [&\] bella MASTERCHEF
[15:43:55] [&\] nn amo i dolci
[15:43:56] [&Edvige] mamma mia na delizia
[15:44:01] [&\] solo NUTELLA e CiOCCOLATO
[15:44:08] [&Edvige] quelle ti piacciono sicuro
[15:44:10] [&\] NO TORTE o PASTiCCiNi
[15:44:13] [&\] no
[15:44:13] [&Edvige] ho fatto pure la foto
[15:44:22] [&Edvige] \o/
[15:44:25] [&\] nn sono un'amante della pasticceria
[15:44:33] [&Edvige] nemmeno io
[15:44:34] [&\] l unica torta che mi piace e' quella ViGONi
[15:44:38] [&\] come nemmeno te
[15:44:40] [&\] ma se li fai
[15:44:41] [&\] buhbhubuhbuh
[15:44:53] [&Edvige] si li faccio ma ne mangio uno al massimo
[15:45:06] [&Edvige] poi la roba dolce mi stucca
[15:45:11] [&\] bella SARA MONTERSiNO
[15:45:12] [&\] bhubhubhu
[15:45:20] [&Edvige] ma è venuta buonissima
[15:45:21] [&Edvige] uhsuhs
[15:45:24] [&Edvige] smettila
[15:45:30] [&\] SARA detta anche MiSS PLANETARiA
[15:45:31] [&\] ubhbuhbhu
[15:45:35] [&Edvige] uhshuauh
[15:45:54] [&Edvige] icardi se ne è mangiate due
[15:45:59] [&Edvige] che troiaio
[15:46:03] [&\] lol
[15:46:08] [&\] che f0gna
[15:46:10] [&\] ubhbhu
[15:46:12] [&Edvige] mamma mia si
[15:46:34] [&Edvige] te ne mando una con bartolini
[15:46:40] [&\] no
[15:46:46] [&\] nn mi piacciono i dolci...
[15:46:48] [&Edvige] la crema pasticcera si spappa tutta
[15:46:57] [&Edvige] MAQUELLISONOBUONISSIMI
[15:47:01] [&\] quella mi piace
[15:47:02] [&Edvige] NONCAPISCIUN8=D
[15:47:02] [&\] hhbubhu
[15:47:09] [&Edvige] ecco
[15:47:12] [&\] quella e la panna montata si
[15:47:17] [&Edvige] se ti dico che ti piacciono
[15:47:24] [&Edvige] LOSO!!! \O/
[15:47:57] [&Edvige] ora che ho imparato riempo casa con ROSE DI MELE
[15:48:06] [&Edvige] le farò alla nutella
[15:48:19] [&Edvige] uaaa uaaa uaaa uaaaa
[15:48:38] [&\] ti dico di no...
[15:48:39] [&\] lol
[15:48:47] [&Edvige] sisi
[15:48:49] [&\] la nutella mi piace SENZA NULLA
[15:48:56] [&Edvige] crema pasticcera e mele
[15:49:07] [&Edvige] nutella e basta infatti
[15:49:20] [&\] la mangerei col MESTOLO
[15:49:22] [&\] la NUTELLA
[15:49:23] [&Edvige] anche con la marmellata di fragole voglio provare
[15:49:23] [&\] bhubhubhu
[15:49:31] [&Edvige] uhsuhsuh
[15:49:38] [&Edvige] pure quella fogna di icardi
[15:49:56] [&\] la panna montata
[15:50:02] [&\] ne mangerei a QUiNTALi
[15:50:07] [&Edvige] menomale c'era gente se no si finiva la panna e le rose
[15:50:23] [&Edvige] uhsuhs
[15:50:34] [&\] cmq preferisco il salato
[15:50:56] [&\] la pizza la mangerei sempre
[15:50:58] [&Edvige] pure io
[15:51:00] [&\] mattina pomeriggio sera
[15:51:01] [&\] bhubhubhu
[15:51:08] [&Edvige] idem
[15:51:12] [&\] se un domani mi dicessero
[15:51:15] [&Edvige] anche col pesto a colazione
[15:51:20] [&\] guardi nn puo' + mangiare la pizza
[15:51:23] [&\] Mi iMPiCCO
[15:51:24] [&\] ubhbuhbhu
[15:51:27] [&Edvige] uhshus
[15:52:07] [&\] ho voglia di una bella
[15:52:14] [&\] iMPEPATA Di COZZE
[15:52:17] [&\] magari sabato
[15:52:18] [&\] bubuhubh
[15:52:22] [&Edvige] che schifo
[15:52:31] [&\] buonissime
[15:52:44] [&\] e' l unica cosa che mi piace ciucciare
[15:52:45] [&\] buhhubhubhub
[15:52:54] [&Edvige] l'unica?

[15:53:00] [&\] se CiAO
[15:53:02] [&\] bhubhuhubhub
[15:53:05] [&Edvige] hushuhuauhuhsuhuhauhsuha
[15:53:19] [&\] beh
[15:53:22] [&\] la forma e' quella
[15:53:23] [&\] bhubhuhubhub
[15:53:33] [&Edvige] eh si
[15:53:41] [&\] il gusto e' un PELO diverso
[15:53:42] [&\] ubhubhbhu
[15:53:53] [&\] e poi dove dici te nn serve il limone
[15:53:54] [&\] uhbbuhbuhubh
[15:53:58] [&Edvige] non saprei...
[15:54:02] [&Edvige] lol
[15:54:03] [&\] boh prova
[15:54:04] [&\] ubhbhubhu
[15:54:08] [&\] io mai provato
[15:54:08] [&Edvige] si spe
[15:54:11] [&\] bubuhbuhbuh
[15:54:16] [&Edvige] mai provato?
[15:54:21] [&Edvige] uhshus
[15:54:33] [&Edvige] maimaimai provato?
[15:54:36] [&\] con il limone no
[15:54:38] [&\] bhbhubuh

BUONA GiORNATA

...E iL DENTiSTA???

Addio...

compagna di mille avventure...

Dopo c6?

(mi sa di no...)

[20:26:40] [&Edvige] penso di esserci...
[20:30:38] [&Edvige] no ci sono
[23:42:52]-[quit]-[Edvige]-[EDViGE@Edfice.Eduige.Edivige.Edgige.Edfinge]-[Ping timeout 407 seconds]

CAMPiONi...OPS!

SORTEGGi

SE...

[18:57:26] [+Scyther] se stasera vinciamo
[18:57:33] [+Scyther] poi domani sarò qui
[18:57:41] [+Scyther] e voglio proprio leggere
[18:57:50] [+[1080]p] hai detto bene...
[18:57:51] [+[1080]p] SE
[18:57:53] [+[1080]p] ubhbubuh

COMAN...fatto?!?!?!

OGGi SPOSi

[17:58:19] [@\] come va la love-story con kailena?
[17:58:22] [@\] hbubuhbhu
[17:58:58] [~]L[iNu]X[] ahuhuahuauh
[17:59:01] [~]L[iNu]X[] esattissimamente
[17:59:12] [~]L[iNu]X[] alla grande direi
[17:59:15] [~]L[iNu]X[] auhuhahua
[17:59:24] [~]L[iNu]X[] ho un conto insospeso con lei
[17:59:35] [@\] #insospeso
[17:59:38] [~]L[iNu]X[] appena avro' del tempo libero la devo risolvere assolutissimamente
[17:59:40] [@\] cioe'
[17:59:52] [@\] la devi punire?
[17:59:53] [~]L[iNu]X[] la purghero' in CURVA
[17:59:58] [@\] hubbhu
[17:59:59] [~]L[iNu]X[] si
[18:00:02] [~]L[iNu]X[] con la frusta
[18:00:05] [~]L[iNu]X[] auhahuhuahua
[18:00:14] [@\] ma come con la frusta
[18:00:16] [@\] bhubhubhubuhbhu
[18:00:19] [~]L[iNu]X[] auhauhuhauhah
[18:00:45] [@\] fagli vedere l'elicottero
[18:00:49] [@\] sai come si fa?
[18:00:51] [@\] buhbhubhu
[18:00:53] [~]L[iNu]X[] auhuhauhauhauh
[18:00:57] [~]L[iNu]X[] auhauhauhuha
[18:01:07] [~]L[iNu]X[] e di mia competenza ovvio uhuhuhuh
[18:01:18] [@\] ok....................................
[18:01:31] [~]L[iNu]X[] senti finokkioncello
[18:01:36] [~]L[iNu]X[] ho preparato 3 manifesti
[18:01:43] [~]L[iNu]X[] di cui uno va sotto il portone di casa tua
[18:01:45] [@\] perche' vi sposate?
[18:01:46] [@\] hbubhubhu
[18:01:49] [~]L[iNu]X[] auhahuuhauha
[18:01:51] [~]L[iNu]X[] auhahuuhauha
[18:01:51] [~]L[iNu]X[] auhahuuhauha

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[00:55:50] [&\] ciao tsubaki
[00:55:51] [&\] buhbhuubh
[00:55:53] [&Edvige] uhauha
[00:56:00] [&\] ammazza
[00:56:07] [&\] il join/part + veloce del mondo
[00:56:08] [&\] hbubuhbuh
[00:56:11] [&\] RECORD
[00:56:12] [&\] hububhbhu